The Kingdom of Womble 2027 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.305 billion Womble 2027ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The strong Womble 2027ian economy, worth 492 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,885 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 340,853 per year while the poor average 3,315, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2027's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 2027 is ranked 229,386^th in the world and 3,275^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.